For Kris
Recipe for Braeside-Easy-Make-Cake
1. Buy a pack of Sauce 'n Cake at Dollarama.
2. Since you don't have a measuring cup, use a teacup.
3. Since you don't have eggs, substitute milk for the water.
4. Since you don't have a baking pan, mix it all in a pot (but NOT the pot you use to shave your legs with on the picnic table!)
5. Make sure that you break off the handle of the pot so it doesn't melt.
6. Since you don't have an oven, bake it in the toaster oven.
7. Because your timer is broken, make sure you set it twice while also watching another clock.
8. Enjoy!
